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31 Life Lessons From Miley Cyrus’s We Can’t Stop Video, in GIF Form

Miley Cyrus’s latest music video, We Can’t Stop, is pretty different from her old videos. It’s definitely got some inspiration from Lady Gaga and more than a little from modern youth/internet culture. There are plenty of bizarre, outrageous, and interesting visuals. It’s also caught on like wildfire, nabbing the most-viewed video in 24-hours honor from Justin Bieber. The full video is at the end of the post and is totally worth a look. Miley also included plenty of important life lessons for the young’ins. We’ll recap them for you.

If government surveillance is keeping you down, buy bigger scissors.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Tracking Anklet Big Scissors

Bite down hard to secure your gold retainer in place.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Gold Retainer Grill

There are many ways to shut that whole thing down.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop girl with smoking crotch! Oh Lordy!

Money goes best on white bread.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Money Sandwich Bread

Lollipops taste better when eaten with two mouths.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop lipstick lips for a lollipop

Two tongues are better than one.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop guy with two tongues

Fries from In-N-Out Burger don’t have enough structural integrity to withstand a face-stomp.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop french fry skull stomp

Always give more than one spank.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Spanks Girl Falling Bread Kitchen

Eat your yogurt.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Cuts Off Fingers bleeds pink yogurt

Spontaneous eyebrow growth makes you appear artistic. 

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Wierd mask

Large stuffed bears can make you sexy.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Enormous Bear Backpack suits

If you find letters other than ‘o’ in your SpaghettiO’s, listen to their wisdom.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Twerk-o's

Twerking with your friends is great cardio, but nothing replaces an exercise bike.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Twerks It

If you’re short on stuffed deer, use mirrors.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop Taxidermy Deer Sunglasses

When pulling your taxidermy animals on sleds, always make sure the sled won’t scuff the floors.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop taxidermy deer

If you’re going to practice your french kiss on dolls, it’s easier to take it seriously when you set the mood.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop makes out with doll of herself barbie

Wear pants with more than one vent after eating beans.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop guy with smoke crotch

Share with your friends, even if they’re not wearing any pants. 

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop jumping in smoke without pants

Simple carbs will make you feel sluggish, but are great for your pores.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop wiping bread across face

When dancing with props, make sure your choreography is solid.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop dancing bears

If someone tries to upstage you by doing a split, get racy.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop bears and onesie

When piñatas give you hot dogs…

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop hotdog pinata

…smoke them.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop smoke hot dog

You should aim for the onesie look without actually wearing one; it’s hot.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop onesie

Your face is just as important as the grab.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop butt grab

Some couture looks are outrageous; always maintain your composure.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop flawless choreography with sunglasses

Tongues are cool.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop tongue

Initiating violence will only come back to stomp on you.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop stomped on the head

New experiences can enrich your life.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop from behind

You can wear shoes in bed if you make sure the bottoms don’t actually touch anything.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop giant shoes on the bed

Always be classy.

Miley Cyrus We Can't Stop side boob grab

Check out the full music video below!

Images courtesy of Vevo.



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