31 Life Lessons From Miley Cyrus’s We Can’t Stop Video, in GIF Form
Miley Cyrus’s latest music video, We Can’t Stop, is pretty different from her old videos. It’s definitely got some inspiration from Lady Gaga and more than a little from modern youth/internet culture. There are plenty of bizarre, outrageous, and interesting visuals. It’s also caught on like wildfire, nabbing the most-viewed video in 24-hours honor from Justin Bieber. The full video is at the end of the post and is totally worth a look. Miley also included plenty of important life lessons for the young’ins. We’ll recap them for you.
If government surveillance is keeping you down, buy bigger scissors.
Bite down hard to secure your gold retainer in place.
There are many ways to shut that whole thing down.
Money goes best on white bread.
Lollipops taste better when eaten with two mouths.
Two tongues are better than one.
Fries from In-N-Out Burger don’t have enough structural integrity to withstand a face-stomp.
Always give more than one spank.
Eat your yogurt.
Spontaneous eyebrow growth makes you appear artistic.
Large stuffed bears can make you sexy.
If you find letters other than ‘o’ in your SpaghettiO’s, listen to their wisdom.
Twerking with your friends is great cardio, but nothing replaces an exercise bike.
If you’re short on stuffed deer, use mirrors.
When pulling your taxidermy animals on sleds, always make sure the sled won’t scuff the floors.
If you’re going to practice your french kiss on dolls, it’s easier to take it seriously when you set the mood.
Wear pants with more than one vent after eating beans.
Share with your friends, even if they’re not wearing any pants.
Simple carbs will make you feel sluggish, but are great for your pores.
When dancing with props, make sure your choreography is solid.
If someone tries to upstage you by doing a split, get racy.
When piñatas give you hot dogs…
You should aim for the onesie look without actually wearing one; it’s hot.
Your face is just as important as the grab.
Some couture looks are outrageous; always maintain your composure.
Tongues are cool.
Initiating violence will only come back to stomp on you.
New experiences can enrich your life.
You can wear shoes in bed if you make sure the bottoms don’t actually touch anything.
Always be classy.
Check out the full music video below!
Images courtesy of Vevo.